**EDITED 06-25-09**  Unfortunately, Micheal Jackson has actually passed away. No matter what you may think of the man's music or personal life, remember that he was a human being, a son, a brother, and a father. He was also the definition of a legendary performer and one of the last real iconic international pop mega-superstars. He will most certainly be joining the ranks of Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Biggie, Tu-Pac and other historic industry heavyweights as a truly revolutionary artist. My condolences go out to his entire family, may he rest in peace. This image will remain up, because I won't censor or delete my work for any reason.  This picture was drawn and painted in November of 2008 for Girls & Corpses Magazine, if you feel you will be offended by this drawing or the story, please stop reading here. Thank you.

-Dick Starr
Michael Jackson

Y’know, sometimes it’s a surprise when a certain star shows up on the Celebrity Death Poll, but with Michael Jackson, there was really no shock whatsoever. This man has done more harm to himself than we could have ever predicted. From multiple court cases over child molestation accusations, and a plastic surgery fetish that has become painfully obscene, the CDP has decided to go back underground and eradicate the problem. I remembered that Jacko has a strange obsession dealing with Peter Pan, so I enlisted in the services of Disney for help with this demise.

With all of Michael Jackson’s belongings up for sale at an auction (including the Neverland Ranch) Disney helped provide the funds to make for one hell of an extravaganza. Not only were we able to purchase the entire ranch, we were also able to hire the infamous Tic Toc Crocodile from Peter Pan. My agent contacted Michael’s people and explained the situation. Jacko’s lawyers responded very positively and were actually quite eager to get him off their hands, so the date was set.

Michael was told that he’d be hosting the grand re-opening of the Neverland Ranch, and had to dress as Peter Pan for the event. When the limo pulled up, MJ climbed out through the sun-roof and began dancing on top of the car. To his surprise, there were no screaming fans, no little kids, and absolutely no re-opening. My CDP thugs grabbed Jacko and carried him up to the top of a water tank we imported for the execution. They opened the door and shoved MJ into the well lit dwelling of our hero in this story…Tic Toc!! The following moments were super bloody and gruesome.

Thanks to the guys at Disney, Michael’s lawyers, and of course Tic Toc for making this an unforgettable trip to the Celebrity Death Poll. At least this way, Michael Jackson won’t ever have to grow old, and he’ll never be able to harm  anyone (allegedly) including himself ever again.