Click on any of the celebrities below for the image and story of their demise.

33. Gilbert Gottfreid <-NEW!!

32. Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) <-NEW!!

31. Lindsay Lohan <--NEW!!

30. Kanye West <--NEW!!

29. Mel Gibson <--NEW!!

28. The Cast of Jersey Shore 

27. Angelina Jolie

26. Octomom

25. 50 Cent

24. Criss Angel

23. Bret Michaels

22. Michael Jackson

21. David Spade

20. George Lucas

19. Richard Simmons

18. Amy Winehouse

17. George Lopez

16. Carrot Top

15. Dr. Phil

14. Tom Cruise

13. Michael Vick

12. Rosie O'Donnell & Donald Trump

11. Gene Simmons

10. Top Model Judges

9. Andy Dick

8. Carlos Mencia

7. Hulk Hogan

6. Jessica & Ashlee Simpson

5. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore

4.  Rush Limbaugh

3. O.J.Simpson

2. Kevin Federline

1. Paris Hilton

This page is solely for entertainment purposes as I wish no actual physical harm or ill will on any of the individuals featured in the artwork or polls.   The ONLY thing I want "dead" is the FAME of a select group of idiots. Remember, this is ONLY FOR FUN, and all stories are completely fictitious.

-Dick Starr